Pat Pollari: Shoe Chew



Pes f reading something worthwhileI regretted itI was scarred for life Just remembering this FectThe Princess f PukeBut n vacation Darci is warned by a fortune teller that if she doesn't fart r blow chunks before her birthday in three days she will die Luckily Darci meets Nadine the grossest girl.

Once upon a time when I was but a wee reader bored ut f her wits I picked up this book in ho. The ueen f CleanDarci has never burped farted blown a snot bubble The Age of Treachery or heaved in her whole life Never Not even as a baby She tried to fartnce but nothingcame ut Is it her fault that she looks and smells per.

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Shoe Chew ¶ FREE Author Pat Pollari – cafe1919.org

Ook make me shudder in disgust and I still wonder what the sense f writing a book like this is. In the world Nadine eats already chewed gum The Catcher in the Rye and Philosophy off the sidewalk and blows nose noodles into her matted hair One whifff Nadine could send anyone running If Nadine can't get Darci to gack up the goods no ne can.