Ter written The author is not as great at tying up loose ends admittedly which Lemony Snicket is a master at A ReviewWait Isn t this a kid s bookActually it is It was written for kids aged 10 15And aren t you almost 40Yes And thanks so much for putting that out thereSo what the evil are you Brute Force (Nick Stone, doing reading a book that was written for someone a uarter of your ageIf you aren t careful halfwit I m going to punch you in the facesigh Okay fine So tell me whatever long winded thing youragged me in here to tell meREAL ReviewSometimes life gets a little rough Sometimes as a grown up you feel the need to read great big ponderous books generally referred to as epics Maybe you read them to prove a point that you can Maybe you read them thinking there s some great answer in the book a way of coping with the fact that sometimes life sucks and there isn t anything you can Beautiful Breasts Pictures do about it Or maybe youo it because somebody loaned you the book and insisted that you To Risks Unknown d love it Whatever the reason those great big epics whether they re good or bad reveal to you all the ways that your own writing isn t really all that good Youidn t think up that believable but out of left field plot twist You When You Look Up didn t make your characters as threeimensional You The Vampire Next Door (Strange Neighbors, didn t study abroad and thereby learn the specificialect common to people of that special place You aren t good enough to write an epicWhen you ve sufficiently overwhelmed yourself with how awesome amazing and out of your league all of those writers of epics are it s time to have a step back and remember why it is you started writing in the first place and I m willing to nearly GUARANTEE that it s because of a book like The Name of This Book Is Secret by Pseudonymous BoschThis book isn t going to rewrite any Any Girl Can Be a CandyKiss Girl! / Tea with the Birds / The G-SUS Gene dictionaries It won t challenge your philosophy But it will help you remember how much fun it was to be 11 years old how fun and how scary and how lonely at times It will help you remember that feeling you had when you picked up a book and realized that anything was possible that any number of universes lived in a library that a hero always rises and usually that hero rose in the heart of a child just as effed up as you wereI won t reveal any of the book s secrets apart from saying that riddles and word play and adventures abound Do yourself a favor and find out for yourself Read it then loan it to a friend who is weary of epicsThen give it to a child I wasisappointed by this book A lot of people compare this to A Series of Unfortunate Events and although I haven t read those books yes I know I should I ve read the first three of them now so I have a better understanding of how the books compare and I have also seen the movie and I appreciate its arker twisted humor This book though was annoying The story starts off in a promising way but I wish I had heeded the author s advice and stopped reading Much It is too late I'm afraid nothing will stop you now Open the book if you mustBut please tell no one.
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Summary When two eleven year old kids Cassandra a self proclaimed survivalist and Max Ernest find a mysterious Symphony of Smells they stumble upon the suspicious The Best Exotic Marigold Hotel death of a magician some evil alchemists and the existence of the Secret of life It s My thoughts Note This review is for the whole seriesI LOVE THE SECRET SERIES The plot for each book is interesting and each one isifferent The characters are all believable relatable and have Pilgrimage (1920) distinct personalities The Appendices at the end of each book were cool too as they usually contained activities games and some information So I loved this series and you should give it a try Pseudonymous Bosch also has a book called Write this Book a Do it Yourself mystery which is a sort of guide for young writers on how to write a mystery It s not completely related to the Secret Series there are however some references to it in Write This Book but I still recommend reading the Secret Series first Happy reading You know what Ion t likeHow you can have a great sort of pseudonym like Lemony Snicket or even Pseudonymous Bosch and all it takes to expose them is to type their name into Google Granted apparently Mr Bosch was able to keep his pseudonym secret for three years before he was Shapely Ankle Preferrd discovered and how he must have howled and eaten several pounds ofark chocolate when he was Sword at Sunset discovered but still I juston t like knowing Perhaps I am in a secret keeping mood thanks to this book Yes this book is all about secrets big and small good and bad but it s also intriguingly about synesthesia and the sense of smell each of the books in this series arewill focus on a certain sense The book really has a lot going for it a good puzzle secretkeeping adventure humor and clever methods to keep the personally engaged The riddles were very good the kind of thing I bet a kid would have fun working out before they read on to reveal the answers and the appendix is full of random interesting informationIf you Fair Play (Zephyr Ranch don t like uirky books you ll hate this one I can tell from reading the Goodreads reviews While it may get to be too much in future books I think old Pseudonymous handled it very well Itidn t annoy me once throughout the book The name choice made me smile Hieronymus is one of my favorite names ever even though I can t spell it this was the kind of book that whispered to you read me read me and when you id you loves it This book was so goodMy inner child loves it Two adventurers and the magician are investigating a lot of things but what makes this worth the read is the spectacular writing style Highly recommended Originally posted Book WhalesThis book caught my attention when I went to the Metro Manila International Book Fair last 2011 when I was still in the Philippines They were promoting it because I heard it was a really good series and it was also gonna release its last book And I ecided to rea. WARNING DO NOT READ THIS BOOKFor amongst its strange and alarming contents you will findtwo extraordinary.
D the synopsis and Cronache della famiglia Wapshot did some background research upon it and then I fell in love with its concept Do you know Series of Unfortunate Events Its a 13 book series which will be in my all time favorite book Well the tone of the story is somewhat similar to SOUE that is why I was reallyetermined to read this book But back then I id not have enough money to buy it so it was only last week that I bought it And there was no regret whatsoever after reading the first bookIf there my classes id not resume I could ve finished this book in one sitting but neverthless I still managed to read it within two school The Secret Life of Birds days It is in easy read since it has 360 pages and the font is slightly big The first thing that is very entertaining with this book is its illustration orrawings for the title chapters It is always refreshing to see books with The Great Silent Grandmother Gathering drawings on it Make you feel like a kid again reading some picture book So that is the first positive thing of this bookThe way author tells the story is also funny Throughout the book he uses as fun tone and always leaves some side comments here and there about the main characters Also you will find that there are some kind of footnotes and appendix the helps the story and provides additional information towards some topicsThe characters are relatable since they are your typical boy and girl 12 years old but at the same time not typical Since they have some uniue ualities in them that are essential to the advancement of the story Max Earnest and Cass will entertain you with their thought processEven the side characters or the villains are entertaining as well The author reallyid create soem uirky world within this storyUnlike the New Penguin Cookery Book dark tone the Lemony Snicket used in SOUE surely this book is fun to readThe build upone from start up to the climax to the resolution of Book 1 is Wrong Pong done beautifully It presented the overall concept of the story while leaving you with some thing to wander Makes you want to read book 2 immediately which I amoing right now So with that long review I hope I convince you to read this book pleaseee D Give it a try and if you Dealmakers Guide To Commercial Real Estate dont like it well you can blame mehehe no seriously give this story a tryRating ArghhhhIf I hear the words secret or survivalist one time I ll lose it Such arag I m sorry I m not allowed to speak of it But one thing for sure LOVED IT Definitely one of the best books I ve read this year Reminded me of a cross between the Lemony Snickets and The Mysterious Benedict Society by Trenton Lee Stewart At times it is annoying how blatant the Snicket influences are The Contest of the Century definitions of words are hinted at and readers are sent to theictionary to look up The Battle of the Atlantic difficult words but basically this book is just BETTER than any book in A Series of Unfortunate Events I felt like a greateal in those books was filler and this book manages to be clever while still being funny and bet. Adventuresa missing magician's The Real Dads Army diarya symphony of smellsand aeadly secretBut wait you already know too.
Pseudonymous Bosch is the infamously anonymous author of the New York Times bestselling Secret Series and the Bad Books Despite rumors to the contrary his books are not actually written by his pet rabbit uiche; the rabbit is merely his typist