Maddox: Crappy Childrens Art

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BasedVery funny though especially if you ave a dark sense of Black Stone humour A savagely funny book that may well be than a little cruel NB therein lie the laughs but is the perfect antidote to any day spent at a kids party listening to fellow parents extolling the virtues of their tiny bright sparks Oh we re so proud of little Taruine really is a little Michelangelo pfff yeah right Just as funny as any book that belittles the sub par abilities of childrenGreat book owever some of the images are way to small to see That urt my eyes and made me sad F It s No Way Down hard to make me laugh but laugh I did cry laughed even at parts I found thisilarious but you might be offended especially if you re all about participation awards PS I m a parent We too are capable of Pulled Thread Embroidery humor Hilarious. Ortrait Laugh uproariously ase judges sub par Valentines omemade gifts and other areas of elementary aged underperformanceWhy reward weakness and mediocrity with gold stars You are in Maddox's world now and no child is safe from the scrutiny and critical gaze of the world's foremost authority on children's crappy artwo.

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About 55 pages were funny This book is ilarious but difficult to recommend to other people without sounding like a total monster Maddox does not pull a single punch merciless at mocking children for their artistic ineptitude It s not so much the shock value that gets the laugh as it is the ultra specific things Absolutely on Music he criticises them for as well as the narrativee constructs as to why the kid sucks He may be using The Ransom of Mercy Carter his powers for evil but there s no denying the man is a master wordsmith with an acid pen A word of warning if you are a person that dislikes coarse language you will not want to read this book Heavy language throughout While I enjoyed the book immensely I couldave done with fewer F bombs but that s probably to be expected when the comedy is a little shock. R kid's childhood then you are a sucker Maddox who Gone for Good has been writingilarious essays for Lallieva (Alice Allevi, his popular site TheBestPageInTheUniversecom since 1996 can spell do math and run faster than your kids ande is ere to show you just ow inferior your kids are Marvel as Maddox deconstructs an eight year old's crayon drawn family

A brutality British Society Since 1945 honest andumorous book that looks at children s artistic failures We ave no children so Paul and I thought it was great Parents will probably not agree I am an elementary art teacher My friend gave me this book Just looking at the pictures is ilarious I laughed until I cried Unfortunatly some of the comments by the author are over the top rude A lot of the art Reiki And The Seven Chakras his is giving an F to is actually very good based on the age of the child That made me sad so I mostly just looked at the pictures read what the kids themselves wrote and disregarded the commentary It was much funnier that way The title says it allI expectedumorDon t Decent I expected but what can you do There were about 320 pages in this book I laughed out loud about 25 times and thought. Previously published as I Am Better Than Your KidsIf you think children are precious little snowflakes who are perfect in every way think again If you cherish every piece of art every book report every letter to Santa your child gives you then this book is not for you If your refrigerator is adorned with mementos from you.

Maddox is a native Utahn and visionary director of The Best Page in the Universe website Once a lowly programmer for a telemarketing company he now stands as a specimen of sheer masculinity and chiseled good looks When he's not writing his own biographies in the third person he be found writing articles for his website